Speaking my mind

During a conversation with my friend Mario, speech writer to the stars, I was asked about a couple of controversial speeches I've made in the past. I'm not one to hold back my words when the future of our planet and its population is on the line. And yes, last April, sporting the Mohawk hairstyle that caused such an uproar, I made these speeches. I am happy to share them with you once again. Of course, if you don't agree with what I am saying here, you are free to comment. I am an open-minded little googster.